5 Enchanted Recipes From Tanglethorn’s Kitchen
Warning: Not responsible for floating guests, itchy elbows, or accidental invisibility.
Tanglethorn, Wobblewood’s most famously grumpy witch, isn’t known for warm hugs or sunny smiles. But when it comes to potion-cooking (and snack-making), her magic is legendary.
Here are 5 of her most enchanted (and slightly unpredictable) recipes:
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Bubble-Bursting Cupcakes™
One bite and POP! — hiccup-sized bubbles burst out your ears for ten minutes. Tanglethorn recommends “not eating near chandeliers.” -
Glowberry Goo™
A jelly-like spread that makes your tongue glow blue for a day. Best served on crumpets. Also effective for nighttime tooth brushing. -
Wobble Pudding™
So jiggly it scoots off your spoon. So delicious, you’ll chase it anyway. Side effect: minor voice wobbling. -
Invisible Onion Soup™
Looks like an empty bowl, smells like nothing… until your feet float off the floor. A favorite prank on new apprentices. -
Gigglesnork Biscuits™
Each bite triggers uncontrollable giggling. Eat two and you might snort-float. Eat three? Good luck.
These recipes are strictly classified under the Highly Ridiculous & Probably Unwise to Make category.
So if you ever find yourself in Tanglethorn’s mushroom kitchen, don’t ask for a sandwich.
Ask for a spoon, a helmet… and a very strong napkin.