Meet the Sneezlebeast.
Big. Furry. Friendly-ish.
But also… the sneeziest creature in Wobblewood.
If you say the wrong thing, KA-BOOM — you’ll be blowing bubbles out of your boots for a week!
Trust me, I learned the hard way.
So, here’s my helpful (and slightly embarrassing) guide to…
10 Things You Should NEVER Say (Unless You Want To Be Blasted Into The Berry Bushes)
1. “Bless you!”
Zander says: “It only makes him sneeze again. And again. And again.”
2. “Can I borrow your handkerchief?”
Miranda says: “He doesn’t HAVE one. Your face will be his handkerchief.”
3. “You look like a giant fluffy marshmallow.”
Zander says: “Compliments make him shy. Shy = nervous sneezing.”
4. “Tickle tickle!”
Miranda says: “Just… why would you even DO that?”
5. “ACHOOOOO!” (fake sneezes)
Zander says: “He thinks you’re challenging him. Spoiler: he wins.”
6. “Let’s play ‘Blow the Leaves Off the Tree!'”
Miranda says: “Funny… until the entire forest relocates.”
7. “Do you ever stop sneezing?”
Zander says: “No. And now you’ve reminded him about it. Run.”
8. “Here, sniff this Squabbleberry!”
Miranda says: “Two words. Sneeze tornado.“
9. “I bet your sneezes aren’t THAT powerful.”
Zander says: “Why would you challenge him? WHY?”
10. “Gesundheit.”
Miranda says: “Polite, but still… triggers round two.”