Let’s face it — magical trouble finds me like bees find jam.
So if you’re going to accidentally trap a witch in a bubble or challenge a troll to a joke contest, you’ll need this guide to getting out of it too.
Rule 1: Stay Calm (ish).
Panicking never helped anyone. Except maybe Sneezlebeasts. They love dramatic exits.
Rule 2: Never Underestimate a Wobble Whistle™.
If in doubt, blow it. Something will appear. It might be a goat. Or a ghost. But it’ll be something.
Rule 3: Make Friends Fast.
Fairies, trolls, talking vines — most magical creatures are less bitey if you offer them a snack and a compliment.
Rule 4: Own Your Oops.
Said the wrong spell? Fell into the pudding pit? Just say, “Yep, that was me,” and move on with style.
Rule 5: Laugh First, Fix Later.
Zander says humor is the best spell. (He also once turned himself into a pineapple, so… maybe half-right.)
In the end, magical trouble’s just adventure with extra sparkle.
Embrace it.